The Cleveland Cavaliers went to a lot of trouble to land Antawn Jamison.
Not a lot of expense, trouble. (Or, maybe trouble and expense . . . if you're either a die-hard Darnell Jackson fan, or were really looking forward to seeing what long, long-lens international project Danny Ferry had in mind for this year's late first round draft pick.)
In a week and a half, Zydrunas Ilgauskas will be able to return to the Cavs . . . and at that point, Ferry's devilish choreography will have played itself out perfectly. No alarms and no surprises.
It looks so clean now, but Ferry and the Cavs' front office worked feverishly to meticulously line up all the dominoes to make the complicated Jamison for (essentially) nothing rally work out as planned.
So now that we got this guy . . . and he's played 10 games in a Cleveland uniform . . . and that Z has announced his intention to return . . . it's finally time to ask:
Just who is this dude?
Antawn Jamison, The Early Years.
Antawn Cortez Jamison was born June 12th, 1976, in Shreveport, Louisiana. (He was conceived roughly nine months prior to that.) His family named him Antwan (pronounced like "Antoine"), but because of a typo on his birth certificate, his name was spelled "A-n-t-a-w-n".
It's unclear whose fault that was . . . or what they were drinking when they made the mistake . . . but regardless, the spelling was never corrected. Wikipedia claims that's because Antawn's family felt the misspelling made him more, quote, "distinctive." (It's still pronounced like "Antwan" or "Antoine".)
Distinctive or not, the constant misspellings / mispronounciations were a living hell for Antawn. So much so, that when his firstborn son was born in December of 2006 . . . and he decided to make him a "junior" . . . he fixed it.
Regarding Antwan Cortez Jamison Jr., Antawn has said: "I just didn't want him to go through what I went through. So we made life easier on him."

