Fox Sports Ohio color commentator Austin Carr has a saying (naturally) for when a Cavs player fools a defender into biting on a pump-fake, leaving the ground, and fouling the shooter on the way down.
He says: "He got himself a bird."
And he usually follows that up with a sing-songy: "Time to go to the line for two."
But there hasn't been anything sing-songy about what actually happens at the line: Which, at least recently, has been a split of the pair . . . hopefully.
It's become so much of an adventure, or misadventure, that - with the way the Cavs have been scoring from the field - you kind of just want them to forget the song, forget the bird, forget the pump-fake and just take the shot and live or die with that.
I realize that isn't great basketball, but it sure beats bricking free throws.
Cleveland's free throw shooting has been atrocious all season . . . and as of late, it's been even worse.
In November, the Cavs shot 73.4% from the line. In December, they made 74.7% . . . in January, it was 71.5% . . . in February, it was 72.8% . . . and now in March, it's 65.4%.
And Shaquille O'Neal hasn't even played since February 25th.
Sunday's game against the geriatric Boston Celtics was a 104-93 win. It's wasn't a blowout . . . although it easily could've been, if the Cavs would've made some free throws. They went 31-for-48 from the line, which means they missed 17 "free" throws for an abysmal 64.6%.
So, no, the Cavs couldn't even cover their 65.4% average for the month.
[I just Googled "average high school free throw percentage." The very unofficial answer? "About 65%." That seems a little high, but in any event . . . 15 feet is 15 feet. It's always the same. It's a shot these guys have been shooting all their lives . . . a shot the coaches have spent their careers coaching.]
On Sunday, Leon Powe went 6-for-6 and Delonte West went 2-for-2 from the stripe . . . and it went downhill from there. Antawn Jamison missed six (2-of-8), LeBron James missed five (11-of-16), Anderson Varejao missed three (5-of-8), J.J. Hickson missed two (4-of-6) and Anthony Parker split two shots.

